You Might Be An Engineer

You might be an engineer if…

– choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your computer memory is a dilemma.

– you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.

– in college you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.

– the salespeople at the local computer store can’t answer any of your questions.

– at an air show you know how fast the skydivers are falling.

– you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.

– you can type 70 words per minute but can’t read your own handwriting.

– you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.

– you sit backwards on the Disneyland rides to see how they do the special effects.

– you have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.

– you know what http:// stands for.

– you look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids’ toys together.

– you see a good design and still have to change it.

– your laptop computer costs more than your car.

– your wife hasn’t the foggiest idea of what you do at work.

– you’ve already calculated how much you make per second.

– you’ve tried to repair a $5 radio.