Relationships

You Can Be The Man Of Your House

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,”You Can Be THE Man of Your House”. He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on I’m…

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The Meaning Of Silence

After a wife and husband had a huge argument, they ended up not talking to each other for days. Finally, on the third day, the husband asked where one of his shirts…

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One Week Of Silence

Joe was looking quite depressed. “What’s the matter?” his friend asked. “My wife and I got into a fight,” explained Joe, “and she said she isn’t talking to me for a whole…

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True Love

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just…

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Old Friends

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench. They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over 12 years, chatting, and enjoying each other’s friendship….

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Funeral Baking

An old man was on his death bed. He had only hours to live when he suddenly smelled the scent of fresh buns wafting into his room. Aaahhhh… he loved fresh buns…

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Double Bumper

A man put his car in reverse and accidentally drove it into a wall. He took it to his mechanic, who replaced the dented bumper. A few days later, he actually did…

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The Good Dates

A good friend warned the father of three daughters that, as his daughters became old enough to date, he’d disapprove of every young man who took them out. But when the time…

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Girl Of His Dreams

A young man in college called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the girl of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: “Why…

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Gas Prices

When the family car developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had bought regular or premium gas, but she couldn’t remember. “You probably got the cheaper gas,” he…

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You Have Lost Something

A wife called her husband as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and the husband could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said, “I know…

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First Drinks

Having moved into his first apartment, a young man invited his Mother and Father for a visit. As they walked in, the son asked if they would like a cold drink. Mentally…

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