A wife called her husband as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and the husband could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said, “I know…
Having moved into his first apartment, a young man invited his Mother and Father for a visit. As they walked in, the son asked if they would like a cold drink. Mentally…
“I’m sorry,” said the clerk in flower shop, “we don’t have potted geraniums. Could you use african violets instead?” Replied the customer sadly, “No, it was geraniums my wife told me to…
On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy marriage. The husband said, “I have tried never to be selfish. After all, there is no…
Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband. “Henry,” she said, “I’ve just received a letter from mother saying she isn’t accepting our invitation…
The new bride went crying to her mother. “Momma, I can’t get my husband to do anything. I want him to fix up the house, but he keeps putting it off.” “Honey,”…
One morning a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of course I do,” he quickly answered, then ran off to work. At 10 AM,…
At the airport check-in counter, I overheard a woman ask for window seats for both herself and her husband. The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them from sitting together. “Sweetie,”…
Time has no meaning at all to some shoppers. A woman left one morning on one of her shopping expeditions announcing to her husband, “I’m going to do some shopping. I’ll be…
A man rushed to the jewelry store soon after the doors opened one morning and said he needed a pair of diamond earrings. The clerk showed him a wide selection, and quickly…
A young man staggered into the small-town bakery at the crack of dawn on an extremely cold, wet, and stormy morning. “Thank heavens you are open,” he gasped. “Do you have fresh…
A woman was walking down the street with a baby ape in her arms when a friend stopped her and asked what she was doing with the ape. “I just bought this…