A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, “What’s the matter?” He said, “I heard…
Doctors and Medicine
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. “I’m shocked!” she complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.” “Yes, I know,” said the dentist. “But you yelled…
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery: – Better save that, we might need it later. – Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop. – Spot! Spot!…
Dentist: “Try to relax. I’ll pull your aching tooth in five minutes.” Patient: “How much will this cost?” Dentist: “It will be $200.” Patient: “That much for just five minutes work?” Dentist:…
The Lamaze class included a tour of the pediatric wing of the hospital. When a new baby was brought into the nursery, all the women tried to guess its weight, but there…
A man walked into the office of an well known psychiatrist and sat down to explain his problem. “Doctor, I’ve got this problem,” the man said. “I keep thinking that I’m a…
Part of the job as an emergency dispatcher is to interrogate callers who are in various states of panic so the appropriate emergency equipment can be sent. One day a woman called…
A retired man who volunteered to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one hospital and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs…
Catherine, a nurse, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure she’d have no trouble finding a new position because of the nursing shortage in her area….
A guy walks into his doctor and says, “Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t remember anything!” The doc asks, “How long have you had this problem?” The guy says, “What problem?”
A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt uneasy, not knowing about all the new technology. A technician…
The public health nurse was teaching new parents how to care for their infants. As she was demonstrating how to wrap a newborn baby in blankets, a young couple turned to her…