Two older women, Coleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a Christmas party at their country club. “My dear,” said Melinda, “Are those real pearls?” “They are,”…
Getting Even
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He finally went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a hearing aid that…
A poor traveler was wandering along a country road in England, tired and hungry, when he came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: “George and the Dragon.” He knocked gently…
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to…
A parts manager for a small repair shop had occasion to order part No. 669 from the factory. But when he received it he noticed that someone had sent part No. 699…
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause…
A drummer decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, “I’d like to look at…
A flight attendant watched one day as a passenger who was overloaded with bags tried to stuff his belongings in the overhead bin of the plane. Finally, she informed him that he…
What is a gentleman? Somebody who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn’t.
A man approached an ice cream van and said, “I’d like two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please.” The girl behind the counter replied, “I’m very sorry, sir, but our delivery didn’t…
A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local native. “What is it made of?” she asked. “Alligator teeth,” the native replied. “I suppose,” she said patronizingly, “that they mean as…
An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam, “I saw him plainly take the…