As a crowded airplane is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his mother…
Getting Even
A doctor and a lawyer met at a party. Their conversation was interrupted repeatedly by guests asking the doctor for medical advice. Finally, the exasperated doctor turned to the lawyer and said,…
A bunch of guys were sitting around a table playing a game of cards. “I win!” exclaimed Johnson, at which point Henderson threw down his cards. “That’s it! I’ve had it! Johnson…
A passenger train is creeping along, very slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees the conductor walking by outside. “What’s going on?” she yells out the window. “Cow on…
A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. “Do you watch much television here?” “Only the daytime shows,” the inmate said. “At…
A college pizza delivery boy arrived at Larry’s house. He knocked on the door and Larry answered. After taking the pizza, Larry asked: “What is the usual tip?” “Well,” replied the youth,…
Two brawny men came to a woman’s house to install some new floor covering in the kitchen. Once they had moved the stove and refrigerator out of the way, it was not…
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything he runs…
Two older women, Coleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a Christmas party at their country club. “My dear,” said Melinda, “Are those real pearls?” “They are,”…
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He finally went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a hearing aid that…
A poor traveler was wandering along a country road in England, tired and hungry, when he came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: “George and the Dragon.” He knocked gently…
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to…