Once there was a family of mice. One day, the mother said that they needed food. So the first mouse went to get some cheese when he came back his mom said…

Two poodles were chatting. “I can’t figure it out,” said the first dog. “I’m in perfect physical shape, but I’m constantly anxious.” The second dog says, “Why don’t you go to a…

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl – and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend…

Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, “Danger! Beware of dog!” posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the…

One day a man went to an auction to bid on a parrot. He kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more than…

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, his face covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the…

After buying her kids a pet hamster, after they PROMISED they would take care of it, Mom, as usual, ended up with the responsibility. One evening, exasperated, she asked them, “How many…

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it’s raining. If the dog is standing…

Two dog owners were bragging about the intelligence of their pets. “The brightest dog I ever had,” said one, “was a Great Dane that used to play cards. He was great at…

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take…

A man walked into a pet shop and said, “I’d like a puppy for my son.” “Sorry, sir,” said the store owner, “we don’t take trades.”

A buyer was considering purchasing an old thoroughbred horse but wanted a veterinarian’s opinion of the horse before finalizing the deal. When the vet had completed his examination the potential buyer asked,…