The famour artist Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a list of some of his lesser known relatives -The brother who bleached all his clothes white…Hue Gogh -The sister…

A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it? Answer 145. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it…

These two green beans were crossing the highway when one of them was hit by a large truck. His buddy scrapes him up and rushes him to the hospital. After hours of…

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. “What…

Fred walks into the doctor’s office one day and says to the doctor, “Doc, I don’t understand what’s going on with me. It’s really strange, sometimes I feel like a teepee, and…

A woman called her doctor in a panic. Her son had swallowed a dime and she wanted to know if she should bring the boy in to be seen. “I don’t think…

Two trucks loaded with thousands of Thesauruses collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday. According to the newspaper, witnesses were stunned, astounded, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied….

A newly hired nurse listened while the doctor was yelling, “Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!” She asked another nurse, “Why is he going on like that?” The experienced nurse replied, “Oh, he just likes…

A man took a new job and began commuting each day to work through a tiring array of tunnels, bridges and traffic jams. To make the task less onerous, he invited several…

What did the snowgirl do when the snowman was late for their date? She gave him the cold shoulder! Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Snow! Snow who? Snow skating today – the ice…