A business executive asked a few friends the question, “How’s business?” Their answers: Exterminator: We’re gradually getting the bugs out. Astronomer: Looking up. Oven manufacturer: Grate. Butcher: We’re making ends meat. Elevator…
At Work / In The Office
A man went to his lawyer and said, “I would like to make a will but I don’t know exactly how to go about it.” The lawyer said, “No problem, leave it…
“I need a raise,” the secretary said to her boss. “There are three other companies after me.” “Is that so?” asked the boss. “What other companies are after you?” “The electric company,…
A crew of highway maintenance workers was sent to repair some road signs that vandals had knocked down in a forested area. The first one they put back up was a symbol…
The strong young man at the construction site boasted that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is,” said the oldest…
It was the day of the big sale. A long line had formed by opening time. A man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back,…
Passing an office building one Sunday, a girl saw a sign that said, “Press bell for security guard.” She did so, and after several minutes she heard the guardclomping down the stairs….
Two guys went into a restaurant and sat down. They ordered two sodas, took sandwiches out of their packs, and started to eat them. The owner saw what was going on and…
A man was watching two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole, he would dig, dig, dig, the other would come behind him and fill the hole, fill, fill,…
A man was interviewing for a job. The interviewer said, “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” “I’m the one you want,” the man replied. “At my last job every…