A guy took his sister to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked her how she liked the game. “Oh, I really liked it,” she said, “but…

An elderly man moved to a new town and joined the local Country Club. He went to the Club for the first time to play but was told everyone scheduled to play…

Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt…

A gushy reporter told a famous golfer, “you are spectacular – your name is synonymous with the game of golf! You really know your way around the course. What’s your secret?” The…

The golfer hit his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods. Finally, after banging away several more times,…

Two lawyers, Jon and Chuck, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Chuck a bet. “Let’s say we bet $50.” Chuck agrees and they’re off. After the 8th…

The golfer called to one of the caddies and said, “I want a caddy who can count and keep the score.” “Yes, sir. I’m very good at keeping score.” “We’ll see. If…

Morris had been playing golf for years, and he had the finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit. As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole and…

A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we…

Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call Smith into his office. “It has not escaped my attention,” the boss pointed out, “that every time there’s a home game at the stadium,…

A young man was about to play golf when an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany him. Eventually on the 9th fairway the young man found…

A man loved to play golf. One Saturday, he returned home from a scheduled golf game much earlier than his wife expected. She asked him why he was home so early. “Would…