Julie stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, “I have a complaint!” “Yes, ma’am?” “I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!” “What was wrong with…
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It seemed that every time John the piano tuner came to Mary’s house, he scolded Mary for waiting too long between tunings. Mary agreed with John that it should be done every…
Normal people believe that if it isn’t broken, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it isn’t broken, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
Sherry was exasperated with her younger sister, who bought an unreliable car and called for a ride every time it broke down. One day Sherry got yet another one of those calls….
A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time and as he passed her…
A man walks into a post office to send a package to his wife. The postmaster says, “This package is too heavy, you’ll need another stamp.” The man replies, “And how would…
– The waterproof towel – Glow in the dark sunglasses – Solar powered flashlights – Submarine screen doors – A book on how to read – Inflatable dart boards – A dictionary…
Great Wrong Answers Name an occupation where you need a flashlight – A burglar Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers – A horse Something you do before going…
Shopping for a black sweater, a woman couldn’t find anything suitable in a very trendy clothing store. A helpful saleswoman offered to check the store catalog. After flipping through the pages, she…
When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. “Guess…
A poor actor was having trouble paying his rent. One morning his landlady caught him in front of the building and demanded her money. “Couldn’t you please give me a break?” begged…