Holidays and Vacation

Travel Tactics

Mr. Smith was a traveling salesman and was always careful to mark his luggage so that no one would mistakenly take his bags. He used bright ribbons and tape, so he was…

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Lost Snack

After a long, bumpy flight, the passengers were glad to finally land. They got off the airplane and the flight attendants checked for items left behind. In a seat pocket, one attendant…

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Is That Gilligan?

From a passenger ship, everyone can see a thin bearded man on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands. “Who is it on that island?” a passenger asks the captain….

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Airline Food Choices

It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me. “What are my choices?” he asked. “Yes…

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Returning the Trick

One Halloween, a trick-or-treater came to a woman’s door dressed as “Rocky” in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Shortly after she gave him some goodies, he returned for more. “Aren’t you the…

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An Exact Discovery

A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in Central America when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple, and…

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Settling An Argument

A couple on vacation was driving their RV through Wisconsin. As they approached the town of Oconomowoc they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth…

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Relaxing Sign

Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spent weekends relaxing in their motor home. When they found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning but unwelcome visits from other campers, they…

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European Tour

A group of tourists was being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. “This place,” the guide told them, “is 600 years old.” There were appreciative murmurs from the crowd. “Not a…

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Bagged By The Morning

A Scotsman visited London for his annual holiday and stayed at a large hotel. However, he didn’t feel that the locals were friendly. “At 5 o’clock every morning,” he told a friend,…

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Halloween One Liners

Q. What does a goblin buy when he goes shopping? A. Grosseries… Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? A. Frostbite… Q. How do witches keep…

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A Bumpy Ride

An airplane encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign. The vibration stopped immediately. A passenger emerged from a lavatory…

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