A car was driving very slowly down the highway. A policeman spotted the slow moving vehicle and pulled it over. “What have I done wrong, officer?” the driver asked. “You are going…

A police officer stopped a car which was swerving alarmingly all over the road and asked the driver what he was doing. “I am learning to drive,” was the reply. “What? Without…

A man was caught for speeding and went before a judge. The judge said, “Which do you choose: 100 days or 100 dollars?” The man thought and replied, “I think I’ll take…

“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket. “Keep it,” the cop said. “When you collect four of them, you get…

A couple came to the police department, wanting to dispose of some ammunition. They handed the desk officer a wooden box and said that it contained two shells an uncle had given…

The local motor vehicle licensing office was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until one man finally got his license. He inspected his photo for a moment and commented…

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, a police officer was interrupted by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, she asked,…

The new office computer system was down as much as it was working. Cathy decided to stay late one evening to catch up on the work that had accumulated. On her way…

A police detective interviewed a bank teller after the same bandit had robbed a bank three times successively. “Did you notice anything special about the man? I mean, did he ever change…

A man was returning home from a fishing trip. He was flying down the highway, going way too fast. He felt secure amongst a pack of cars, all traveling at the same…

Police had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn’t control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: “Give me all your…

“How long have you been driving without a tail light?” asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist. The driver jumped out and ran to the rear of his car. He put…