There is a new virus going around called WORK. If you receive any sort of WORK, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed to you by a colleague, do not open it….
Computers
You know you have an Internet addiction when . . . Your web site bookmark list takes 5 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned…
A man stopped at a flower shop after work to pick up roses for his wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a younger man burst through…
The factory of the future will have two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog, and the dog will be there to keep the…
I work in a busy office, and when a computer goes down it causes quite an inconvenience. Recently one of our computers not only crashed, it made a noise that sounded like…
If you have a job sitting in front of a computer all day, you may not be getting enough exercise. If you don’t want to spend the money for those fancy exercise…
Twenty Ways To Tell You’ve Been Online Too Long 1. You type faster than you think. 2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say “LOL”. 3. You keep begging…
1. An application was for employment 2. A program was a TV show 3. Memory was something that you lost with age 4. A CD was a bank account 5. Log on…
While a man was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family,…
At a computer software engineering course, the participants were given an awkward question to answer: “If you had just boarded an airplane and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible…
“I’d like to buy the Internet. Do you know how much it is?” “Can you copy the Internet for me on this CD?” “I would like an Internet please.” “I just got…
Etch-A-Sketch Help Line: Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick…