Computers

A Hard Drive Situation

A man stopped at a flower shop after work to pick up roses for his wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a younger man burst through…

Future Factories

The factory of the future will have two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog, and the dog will be there to keep the…

Computer Flat-Lined

I work in a busy office, and when a computer goes down it causes quite an inconvenience. Recently one of our computers not only crashed, it made a noise that sounded like…

Desk Job Exercises

If you have a job sitting in front of a computer all day, you may not be getting enough exercise. If you don’t want to spend the money for those fancy exercise…

Online Too Long

Twenty Ways To Tell You’ve Been Online Too Long 1. You type faster than you think. 2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say “LOL”. 3. You keep begging…

Life Before Computers

1. An application was for employment 2. A program was a TV show 3. Memory was something that you lost with age 4. A CD was a bank account 5. Log on…

Daddy’s Password

While a man was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family,…

Planely Engineering

At a computer software engineering course, the participants were given an awkward question to answer “If you had just boarded an airplane and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible…

When Old People Talk Tech

“I’d like to buy the Internet. Do you know how much it is?” “Can you copy the Internet for me on this CD?” “I would like an Internet please.” “I just got…

Ancient Tech Support

The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate This fire help. Me Groog Me Lorto. Help. Fire…