While a man was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family,…
Computers
At a computer software engineering course, the participants were given an awkward question to answer: “If you had just boarded an airplane and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible…
“I’d like to buy the Internet. Do you know how much it is?” “Can you copy the Internet for me on this CD?” “I would like an Internet please.” “I just got…
Etch-A-Sketch Help Line: Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick…
The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate: This fire help. Me Groog Me Lorto. Help. Fire…
A man decided to improve his computer skills, and threw myself into it with enthusiasm. Every week he would check out five or six instructional books from the library. After about a…
With privacy regulations in full force, a hospital IT administrator reminded users that when they printed reports containing patient information, those reports could not be left in the printer tray. “They must…
A computer repair technician received this one-line email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
Nancy decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet. Her first move was to access the Ask Jeeves website, and Nancy told her it could answer any question…
A lab supervisor was on duty in the university’s computer lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed…
You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your problems in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like dealing with them. You could…
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