A teenage boy was visiting his grandmother. Like all growing boys, he was constantly hungry, so grandma went to the refrigerator to find something he might like. After poking around a bit…
Food
A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. “This coffee,” he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, “is going to…
Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, a husband declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice. But after eating his first bowl, he told his wife, “I hope I develop a…
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered, with his thumb over the meat as he is carrying the plate. “Are you crazy?” complained the customer, “you have your hand on…
A man was asked to dinner by one of his friends. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in…
A picky customer comes to a small food shop and sees a new delivery of fresh fruit. “Give me two kilograms of oranges and wrap every orange up in a separate piece…
Just before Thanksgiving, a lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys…
A new high school student examines the food served to him in the cafeteria. “Do I have any choice here?” he asks a cafeteria lady. “Yes, you do. You can eat it…
A grocer put up a sign that read “Eggplants, 25 cents each — three for a dollar.” All day long, customers came in exclaiming: “Don’t be ridiculous! I should get four for…
A robust-looking gentleman ate a large meal at an expensive restaurant and topped it off with some fine wine, then he summoned the headwaiter. “Do you recall,” he asked pleasantly, “how a…
Sean stopped by a sandwich shop one afternoon and placed his order with the girl at the counter. She rattled off a list of condiments, but he stopped her when she asked…