“Never trust a dog to watch your food.” -Patrick, 10

“When your dad is mad and asks you, ‘Do I look stupid?’ – don’t answer.” -Hannah, 9

“Never tell your mom her diet’s not working.” -Michael, 14

“Stay away from prunes.” -Randy, 9

“If life gives you nothing but lemons, make up a better shopping list for it.” -Steven, 8

“Don’t pull Dad’s finger when he tells you to.” -Emily, 10

“When your Mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.” -Taylia, 11

“Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.” -Traci, 14

“A puppy always has bad breath – even after eating a Tic-Tac.” -Andrew, 9

“Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.” -Kyoyo, 11

“You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.” -Amir, 9

“Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.” -Kellie, 11

“If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.” -Naomi, 15

“Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.” -Lauren, 9

“When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she’s on the phone.” -Alyesha, 13

“Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs at you.” -Rob, 8