The golfer hit his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods.

Finally, after banging away several more times, he hit into a sand trap.

All the while, he’d noticed that the golf club intsructor had been watching.

“What should I do now?” he asked the instructor.

“I don’t know,” the instructor replied. “What game are you playing?”