One of the new couple’s wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, the eager husband and wife decided to tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. “Get the owner’s manual!” the man shouted.

“I can’t find it anywhere!” the woman cried, searching through the box.

“Oops!” came a voice from the kitchen. “Well, the toast is fine, but the owner’s manual is burnt to a crisp.”