A boy was walking along one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up from inside the pocket and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you forever. I’ll do all your homework and do your chores!” The boy took the frog out, looked at it and put it back into his pocket.

The frog spoke again, “What’s wrong? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, and that I’ll stay with you forever and do all your chores. Why won’t you kiss me?”

The boy said, “Sure chores and homework stink; but a kissing a girl… that’s gross!”