“My cat just came in from the garage and I was wondering… how many calories are in a mouse?”

“How can I keep my cat from stealing my husband’s toothbrush?”

“How can I get the secret recipe for your dog food?”

“How do I stop my cat from giving food to the dog?”

“Will chewing pop cans hurt my puppy’s teeth?”

“Where can I get a six-toed cat?”

“Do Siamese cats also speak other languages?”