Singing Fish

Jimmy “Hey, Mike! How’s your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.”

Mike “To tell the truth, I’m really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird.”

Jimmy “What? You bought a fish because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird? That will never happen.”

Mike “That’s what you think! It just so happens this fish CAN sing. The thing is, he’s terribly off-key and it’s driving me crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?”