Q. What do you get if you cross a karate master with a pig?
A. A pork chop.

Q. If there are ten copycats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
A. None!

Q. What do you get if you cross a computer with a NASCAR racer?
A. A compact disc driver.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

Q: Why did the teacher go to the eye doctor?
A: She was having trouble with her pupils.

Q: What did the dog say when he saw the sandpaper?
A: “Rough!”