Reorganization

The patient is adamant “Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen transplant, a pancreas trans–”

“Whoa! Slow down there, fellow. What makes you think you need all these organ transplants?” the doctor asked.

“Well,” the patient replied, “My boss said if I wanted to keep my job, I needed to get reorganized.”