During an argument with his parents, young Michael cried, “I want excitement, adventure and money. I’ll never find it here at home, so I’m moving out! Don’t try and stop me!”

With that, he headed toward the door. His father rose and followed close behind.

“Didn’t you hear what I said? I don’t want you to try and stop me.”

“Who’s trying to stop you?” replied his father. “If you wait a minute, I’ll go with you.”