Who was the most famous ant scientist?
Albert Antstein!

What games to ants play with elephants?
Squash!

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An independant!

What do you call a very old ant?
An antique!

Why did the ant-elope?
Nobody gnu!

What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant!

Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies!