Q. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A. They’re too wrapped up in themselves…

Q. What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
A. Fasten your sheet belts…

Q. What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A. A blood vessel…

Q. What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
A. scareplane…

Q. What type of dog do vampire’s like the best?
A. Bloodhounds…