“Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t have to give her back to her parents” -Eric, AGE 6

“You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one.” -Kelly, AGE 9

“My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That’s what I’ll do; I’ll find somebody who’s kinda tall and handsome.” -Carolyn, AGE 8

“Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife” -Bert, AGE 5

“On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.” -Martin, AGE 10

“You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, ’cause she’ll want to have videos of the wedding.” -Allan, AGE 10

“Never kiss in front of other people. It’s a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you…. If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.” -Kally, AGE 9

“It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them” -Anita, AGE 9