In a Department Store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.

In an Office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.

In another Office: After coffee break, would staff please empty pot and stand upside down in the sink.

In a Safari Park: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car.

At a Conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

A Leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

On a Repair Shop Door: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn’t work.)