A teenage boy was visiting his grandmother. Like all growing boys, he was constantly hungry, so grandma went to the refrigerator to find something he might like. After poking around a bit and moving the milk and juice cartons, she spotted a bowl of leftover chili.

She called out to him excitedly. He came running into the kitchen. “Look! I found some chili!”

Struggling to be polite, he said, “If you’re that surprised to find it, I’m not really sure I want it.”