Q: Which bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin!

Q: What’s got six legs and can fly?
A: Three pigeons!

Q: What is a duck’s favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast!

Q: What is a parrot’s favorite game?
A: Hide and Speak!

Q: When is the best time to buy budgies?
A: When they’re going cheap!