Q. What is a ghoul’s favorite slurpee flavor?
A. Lemon-slime…

Q. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A. A stake sandwich…

Q. What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A. A trombone…

Q. What do birds give out on Halloween night?
A. Tweets…

Q. Why do vampires need mouthwash?
A. They have bat breath…

Q. What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
A. A guy with very high blood pressure…