A man was always telling his wife that housekeeping would be a a lot easier if she would just organize her time better. Recently he had a chance to put his theory into practice while his wife was away.

A friend of his popped over one evening to see how he was managing with his wife being away, and he boasted, “I made a cake, frosted it, washed the kitchen windows, cleaned all the cupboards, scrubbed the kitchen floor, walls and ceiling and even had a bath.”

Then he added sheepishly, “Don’t tell my wife, but when I was making the chocolate frosting, I forgot to turn off the mixer before taking the beaters out of the bowl, so I had to do all the rest.”