Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
A: An animal that stinks and stings!

Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?
A: Issues a royal pardon!

Q: What did the confused bee say?
A: To bee or not to bee!

Q: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A: A bee with a cold!

Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?
A: A humburger!