Bad Signs
Service Station: Eat Here and Get Gas.
Office: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
Used Cars Lot: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
Auto Repair Shop: Free pickup and delivery. Try us once, you’ll
never go anywhere again.
Department Store: Semiannual After-Christmas Sale.
Service Station: Diesel Fried Chicken.
Restaurant: Customers who find our staff rude should see the manager.