Accounting Interview

“Now this is the verbal part of your employment test,” said the interviewer. “Can you tell me what Annualized Standard Deviation means?”

“Certainly,” replied the applicant for an accountancy position. “It means I don’t get the job.”

Zzz, [17.11.2024 23:59]
How’s Business?:
A business executive asked a few friends the question, “How’s business?” Their answers:

Exterminator: We’re gradually getting the bugs out.

Astronomer: Looking up.

Oven manufacturer: Grate.

Butcher: We’re making ends meat.

Elevator Operator: Up and down.

Locksmith: I think we found the key.

Janitorial Service: We’re cleaning up.

Electrician: Got it wired.

Author: Mine seems to be all write.

TV Repair-Person: Its in sync.

Margarine Producer: Couldn’t be butter.

Accountant: How would you LIKE it to be?