A man didn’t like his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of the animal one day by driving it a few blocks from his home and leaving it at the park….
All Jokes
Q: Why do bees hum? A: Because they’ve forgotten the words! Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things? A: A fumble bee! Q: What do bees do if they want…
Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk? A: An animal that stinks and stings! Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps? A: Issues…
Q: Who is the bees favorite singer? A: Sting! Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group? A: The bee gees! Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive? A:…
A flock of sheep were grazing in a field by the road, happily going “baa baa” to each other and discussing life as usual. At once point a car drove by and…
Q: Which bird is always out of breath? A: A puffin! Q: What’s got six legs and can fly? A: Three pigeons! Q: What is a duck’s favorite TV show? A: The…
Law of Cat Inertia: A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force – such as the sound of a can-opener, or a scurrying…
…Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? Border Collie: Just one – me! Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. Rottweiler: Change it yourself! Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease…
In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town’s veterinarian. One night the phone rang. The sheriff’s wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, “Is your husband there?”…
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take…