A woman asks her husband if he would remarry if she died The husband said, “um, we all need someone, so I guess, yeah.” The wife asked, “if I died and you […]
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Man and woman are out on a dinner date. Waiter: “What will you be having tonight ma’am?” Woman: “I’ll have the salad, no nuts please.” Waiter: “Of course.” Man: “But it didn’t […]
The first vampire tells the other 2 “Hey! I have an idea! Let’s have a competition between the three of us to see who is the best at sucking blood!” Since they […]
The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and […]
A guy and his dog walk into a bar. The guy orders a beer and the dog flops down on the floor and immediately starts licking its b*tt. “This is my new […]
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, “Where did you get that […]
Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice, “NO, I DON ‘T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” All the students in the library […]
A woman marries a man and has 10 children. The man dies, so the woman remarries and has 10 more children. The next man dies, so the woman remarries again and has […]
A man sitting next to me on the bus today showed me a picture of his wife from his cell phone. He says to me “Isn’t she very beautiful”? I replied to […]
A woman after a shower and looking at herself carefully in a mirror before getting dressed. She says: ‟Oh Dear! Jake, look at me. I am old and wrinkly, my teeth look […]