A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my…

A poodle and a collie were walking down the street. The poodle turned to the collie and complained, “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away, and…

At the dog park, a lady had two rather large rottweiler dogs. On being asked the dogs’ names by another park visitor she replied, “one is called Timex and the other Rolex.”…

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop very high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning,…

A young girl adopted a stray cat. To her parents’ distress, the cat began to use the back of their sofa as a scratching post. “Don’t worry,” the father reassured the mother,…

John, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4:00 A.M. by his ringing telephone. “Your dog’s barking, and it’s keeping me awake,” said an angry voice. John…

Two dogs were walking along a road. One dog stopped and said, “My name is Fido. What’s yours?” The other dog thought for a minute, and then replied, “I think it’s Down…

A man walked into a pet shop and said, “I’d like a puppy for my son.” “Sorry, sir,” said the store owner, “we don’t take trades.”

After buying her kids a pet hamster, after they PROMISED they would take care of it, Mom, as usual, ended up with the responsibility. One evening, exasperated, she asked them, “How many…

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl – and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend…

A distraught dog owner called a vet pleading for an immediate appointment. He explained that his dog had a large growth or swelling near the corner of its mouth that had appeared…

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience. Let others know when…