A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, his face covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the…

Two poodles were chatting. “I can’t figure it out,” said the first dog. “I’m in perfect physical shape, but I’m constantly anxious.” The second dog says, “Why don’t you go to a…

I was driving through the country, and there were some cows by the side of the road. We’re all mature people, so we’ve all done this: I leaned my head out of…

The teacher was asking Harold some math questions. Teacher: If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits do you have? Harold: SEVEN! Teacher: Let’s…

There’s a man trying to cross the street. But when he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying…

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination…

A man follows a woman as she carries her poodle out of a movie theatre. He stops her and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I couldn’t help but notice that…

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the lowest branch, jumped into the air waving his front legs, and dropped to…

Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching…

A passenger train is creeping along slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees the conductor walking by outside. “What’s going on?” she yells out the window. “Cow on the…

This guy goes to a pet shop. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it’s right leg. He asks…

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Alright,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him.” So he picks…