At an airline ticket counter the agent pulled up a passenger’s reservation that showed his name as “Cole, Pheven.” “I’d like to be certain our information is correct,” she said to him….
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Mr. Smith was a traveling salesman and frequent flyer, so he was always very, VERY careful to mark his luggage so that no one would mistakenly take his bags. He always did…
ATTAINABLE New Year’s Resolutions This year, I resolve to… – Gain weight. At least 20 pounds. – Stop exercising. Waste of time. – Read less. Makes you think. – Watch more TV….
An airplane encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign. The vibration stopped immediately. A passenger emerged from a lavatory…
A Scotsman visited London for his annual holiday and stayed at a large hotel. However, he didn’t feel that the locals were friendly. “At 5 o’clock every morning,” he told a friend,…
Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spent weekends relaxing in their motor home. When they found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning but unwelcome visits from other campers, they…
A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in Central America when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple, and…
It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me. “What are my choices?” he asked. “Yes…
After a long, bumpy flight, the passengers were glad to finally land. They got off the airplane and the flight attendants checked for items left behind. In a seat pocket, one attendant…
A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the…
Passengers aboard a luxurious cruise ship were having a great time when a beautiful young woman fell overboard. Immediately there was an 80-year-old man in the water who rescued her. The crew…
The loaded mini-van pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood,…