One day, a husband telephones his wife, but his daughter answers. “Hello!” “Hey honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy, she’s upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Jake.” […]

Two blonde girls are standing, one on each side of a river. One of the blondes yells over to the other one, “How do I come about getting to the other side […]

A mother was teaching his child about the side-effects of alcohol. She gets two short glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. She says “I want you to see […]

An applicant is being interviewed for an engineering position Interviewer: Your resume says that you can solve math problems quickly. Applicant: Yes Interviewer: Okay, what is 35 x 8? Applicant: 250! Interviewer: […]

A man brings his dog into a talent agency. He says he’s got a real talented dog. Figuring that this won’t cut into lunch, the agent agrees to see the dog’s tricks. […]

A man is flying in a hot-air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, “Excuse me! Can you […]

All his life, Pedro had wanted to be a pirate. And when he got the opportunity to interview for a position on a pirate ship, he was overjoyed. Arriving at the quay, […]

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Usually one. Lightbulbs are relatively easy to screw in, although depending on the position/location of said light it may require a […]

A horse goes to the vet complaining about stomach pains. After some tests, the vet confirms it’s a parasite. He gives the horse a prescription and tells him to come back if […]

My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?” I replied, “No, […]