A pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so […]

This little elderly wife and her husband never missed a Sunday service in 35 years. I believe they even sat in the same pew. They were very special to the church and […]

I have Apple appliances in every room of my home. In addition everyone in my household owns an iPhone, iPad or both. We are pretty diligent about keeping all of the devices […]

Fifteen minutes into the flight from New York to Phoenix, the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take […]

A mathematician asked me to turn 6 into 9 by subtraction Me: You mean by addition? Him: No, by subtraction. Me: I guess by subtracting negative 3? Idk Him: You know this […]

I’m giving out my personal credit card info to anyone that wants it. It’s several shades of blue, very thin, about 3” long and 2” tall with these little raised numbers and […]

There was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers. One day his uncle came to visit and the boy was anxious to show off his newly acquired […]

My grandfather died and I inherited some of his clothes. He was a farmer and he loved getting dressed up every year for the local fair and exhibiting his prize chickens. For […]

In addition to asking presidential candidates for birth certificates, they definitely need to start asking this. In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the […]

New addition to an old joke. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer! (like no idea) What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? […]