Hey Honey, This is Daddy
One day, a husband telephones his wife, but his daughter answers.
“Hey honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?”
“No daddy, she’s upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Jake.”
“But you don’t have an uncle Jake, sweetie…”
“Uh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the bedroom with mommy right now.”
“Ok honey, I need you to go near the bedroom and shout ‘Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway’ and then come back and call me.”
A few minutes later, the daughter calls back.
“I did it, daddy.”
“Well, what happened?”
“Mommy got scared, started running around, tripped and hit her head, and now she isn’t moving.”
“Oh my god. And what about uncle Jake?
“He too got scared, jumped out of the window into the swimming pool, but he forgot you took out the water last week and now he isn’t moving as well.”
“Wait a minute, my house doesn’t have a swimming pool. Wait, is this 351-7381?”