“My cat just came in from the garage and I was wondering… how many calories are in a mouse?” “How can I keep my cat from stealing my husband’s toothbrush?” “How can…

In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town’s veterinarian. One night the phone rang. The sheriff’s wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, “Is your husband there?”…

John, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4:00 A.M. by his ringing telephone. “Your dog’s barking, and it’s keeping me awake,” said an angry voice. John…

A magician was performing on a cruise ship. The pay was okay, but there was just one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows every week knew the tricks. In the middle…

…Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? Border Collie: Just one – me! Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. Rottweiler: Change it yourself! Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease…

A young girl adopted a stray cat. To her parents’ distress, the cat began to use the back of their sofa as a scratching post. “Don’t worry,” the father reassured the mother,…

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Alright,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him.” So he picks…

Law of Cat Inertia: A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force – such as the sound of a can-opener, or a scurrying…

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop very high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning,…

This guy goes to a pet shop. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it’s right leg. He asks…

Q: Which bird is always out of breath? A: A puffin! Q: What’s got six legs and can fly? A: Three pigeons! Q: What is a duck’s favorite TV show? A: The…

At the dog park, a lady had two rather large rottweiler dogs. On being asked the dogs’ names by another park visitor she replied, “one is called Timex and the other Rolex.”…