Service Station: Eat Here and Get Gas. Office: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. Used Cars Lot: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first! Auto Repair Shop: Free…
All Jokes
Every weekday morning for years, at about 11:30 am, the telephone operator in a small town received a call from a man asking for the exact time. One day the operator got…
A mall manager has three spaces to rent, all in a row. A prospective lessee shows up and says he wants to rent the space on the left for a men’s wear…
The owner of a construction company lived where winters were very fierce. He felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his foreman. Noticing, however, that the foreman…
The manager of a grocery store nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to his office, near the cash registers, when the shoplifter tried to run away. After…
A man and a little boy entered a barber shop. The man received the full treatment: shave, shampoo, and haircut. Then he placed the boy in the chair. “I’m going to pick…
“I’d like the number for Jennifer Smith in Richmond, Virginia,” the young man said to the 411 operator. “There are multiple listings for Jennifer Smith in Richmond, Virginia,” the operator said. “Do…
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a runway at night… Instead of making any official requests to the tower,…
The strong young man at the construction site boasted that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is,” said the oldest…
It was the day of the big sale. A long line had formed by opening time. A man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back,…
Passing an office building one Sunday, a girl saw a sign that said, “Press bell for security guard.” She did so, and after several minutes she heard the guardclomping down the stairs….
Two guys went into a restaurant and sat down. They ordered two sodas, took sandwiches out of their packs, and started to eat them. The owner saw what was going on and…