Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I was amazed that your dog seemed to get […]

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. “Why do we have to learn this stuff?” one young man blurted out. […]

Three very macho mice are standing around trying to outdo each other. The first mouse says, “You know those little pellets they put out around the house trying to poison us? I […]

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly. “Why are you crying?” Bob asked. “I came here for a blood test,” sobbed Bill. […]

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome […]

During a dinner party, the hosts’ two little children entered the dinning room without clothes and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening […]

A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The following day she was being interviewed by a local TV station, and the […]

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the […]

A woman was out shopping one day with her son. The boy spotted a man who was bowlegged. The boy pulled on Mom’s hand and said,”Momma, look at the bowlegged man!” Mom […]

There were 3 guys that was sentenced to 5 years in prison under solitary confinement. Feeling sorry for them, the warden allows them a request each. The first guy, a glutton, asks […]