A man was watching two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole, he would dig, dig, dig, the other would come behind him and fill the hole, fill, fill,…

A man was interviewing for a job. The interviewer said, “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” “I’m the one you want,” the man replied. “At my last job every…

A dog thinks: These people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be awesome!…

A buyer was considering purchasing an old thoroughbred horse but wanted a veterinarian’s opinion of the horse before finalizing the deal. When the vet had completed his examination the potential buyer asked,…

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it’s raining. If the dog is standing…

Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, “Danger! Beware of dog!” posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the…

Driving past the grounds of the university, a professor saw a student running hard. Snarling at his heels were three huge dogs. Intent on rescue, the professor braked his car to a…

A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he had lost a parrot. The man said that he had indeed lost the bird, but wanted to know…

At Sea World, a young boy absolutely refused to see the show featuring Shamu the killer whale, but he wouldn’t tell his parents why. No amount of discussion could get him to…

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance. “That is a very smart dog,” the…

Do you think sheep know when you’re pulling the wool over their eyes? Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job while counting them? If we make sweaters…

1. If I like it, it’s mine. 2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine. 4. If I had it a little…