When the expensive printer/photocopier in an office began print black lines on every page, the office manager called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the unit probably…
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and…
While filling out an employment application, a man paused over this question: “Person to notify in case of an accident.” Finally he wrote, “Anybody in sight.”
A mother’s four-year-old daughter was attending her first performance of the Ice Capades. She was so mesmerized that she wouldn’t budge from her seat even during intermission, watching the activity while the…
The boss was very exasperated with his new secretary. She ignored the telephone when it rang. “You must answer the telephone,” he told her irritably. “All right,” she replied, “but it seems…
The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he’d heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike. When he noticed…
The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes…
Faced with hard times, a company offered a bonus of one thousand dollars to any employee who could come up with a way of saving money. The bonus went to a young…
Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to an interview for a job. The company boss asked various questions about his education and experience, but then asked him, “What is three times…
A foreman had ten very lazy men working for him. One day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. “I’ve got a really easy job today for…
A man was giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He got a bit carried away and talked for over two hours. Finally, he realized what he was doing. “I’m sorry I…
Outside a Hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.” Music Store: “Bach in a minuet.” Maternity Clothes Shop: “We are open on labor day.” At the Electric Company: “We would be de-lighted if…