A father of five won a large stuffed animal in a raffle. All the way home he agonized about which child should receive the toy. When he arrived, he called the kids…
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One day a bus load of kids went for a field trip to the police station. One of the kids went into the Chief’s office and saw a picture of a man…
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw…
Little Johnny watched his mother spread cold cream on her face. “Why do put that stuff on your face, Mommy?” he asked. “To make myself beautiful,” said his mother. She then began…
A little girl was attending a wedding for the first time, and marveled at the decorations, the music, and especially the bridal gown. “Why is the bride dressed in white?” she whispered…
“Never trust a dog to watch your food.” -Patrick, 10 “When your dad is mad and asks you, ‘Do I look stupid?’ – don’t answer.” -Hannah, 9 “Never tell your mom her…
“Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t have to give her back to her parents” -Eric, AGE 6 “You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with…
My daughter was four years old, and was having a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. Thinking visual images would help, I got out my wedding album. Going page by page…
A boy was taking care of his noisy baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and took her with him. “I’ll never do that again,”…
A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it…
A father was asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” “Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector,” replied the father. His…
When her young son developed an ear infection, his mother took him to the pediatrician. The mother was very impressed with the way the doctor directed his comments and questions directly to…