One day, a husband telephones his wife, but his daughter answers. “Hello!” “Hey honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy, she’s upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Jake.”…
Two blonde girls are standing, one on each side of a river. One of the blondes yells over to the other one, “How do I come about getting to the other side…
A mother was teaching his child about the side-effects of alcohol. She gets two short glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. She says “I want you to see…
An applicant is being interviewed for an engineering position Interviewer: Your resume says that you can solve math problems quickly. Applicant: Yes Interviewer: Okay, what is 35 x 8? Applicant: 250! Interviewer:…
A man brings his dog into a talent agency. He says he’s got a real talented dog. Figuring that this won’t cut into lunch, the agent agrees to see the dog’s tricks….
A man is flying in a hot-air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, “Excuse me! Can you…
All his life, Pedro had wanted to be a pirate. And when he got the opportunity to interview for a position on a pirate ship, he was overjoyed. Arriving at the quay,…
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Usually one. Lightbulbs are relatively easy to screw in, although depending on the position/location of said light it may require a…
A horse goes to the vet complaining about stomach pains. After some tests, the vet confirms it’s a parasite. He gives the horse a prescription and tells him to come back if…
My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?” I replied, “No,…