All Jokes

Memory Advice:

The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him. “Well,…

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Light Headed:

A nurse at a hospital received a call from an anxious patient. “I’m diabetic and I’m afraid I’ve had too much sugar today,” the caller said. “Are you light-headed?” the nurse asked….

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Limp Reply:

While making rounds, a doctor pointed out an X-ray to a group of medical students. “As you can see,” she said, “the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically…

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Signs of a Strike:

Doctors at a local hospital have gone on strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what the doctors’ demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to…

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Food Allergy:

As part of the admission procedure in the hospital, the nurse asked the patients if they were allergic to anything. If they were, the nurse would print it on an allergy band…

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Seeing The Charges:

An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer: “As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say ‘$75.’ … If his…

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Baby Wrapping:

The public health nurse was teaching new parents how to care for their infants. As she was demonstrating how to wrap a newborn baby in blankets, a young couple turned to her…

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Unattached Nurse:

Catherine, a nurse, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure she’d have no trouble finding a new position because of the nursing shortage in her area….

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Canine Complex:

A man walked into the office of an well known psychiatrist and sat down to explain his problem. “Doctor, I’ve got this problem,” the man said. “I keep thinking that I’m a…

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During Surgery:

Things you don’t want to hear during surgery: – Better save that, we might need it later. – Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop. – Spot! Spot!…

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Operation Expenses:

A woman was having a medical problem – her husband’s snoring. So she called the doctor one morning and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her “suffering.”…

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Polite Shots:

While a woman was working as a pediatric nurse, she had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day she entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her…

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