A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattled off, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked…
All Jokes
A woman went to the dentist’s office for a checkup and some instrumental music was playing. She was early for her appointment, but after waiting ten minutes, an elderly woman sitting beside…
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want any freezing because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman…
Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” came the reply. The doctor rolls his eyes…
A paramedic had gone to an automobile accident and was checking a patient who was lying on the road for injuries. As she knelt beside him and probed him, she asked, “does…
Doctor Bloomfield was known for his extraordinary treatment of arthritis. One day he had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, almost bent over in half, shuffled in…
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. “I’m shocked!” she complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.” “Yes, I know,” said the dentist, “but you yelled…
While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students. “As you can see,” she says, “the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically…
Joey and his classmates had just finished a tour of the local fire hall. Before each student could leave, the fire chief quizzed him. He asked little Joey, “What do you do…
Late one night, a man walks into a dentist’s surgery and says, “Excuse me, can you help me? I think I’m a moth.” Dentist: “You don’t need a dentist. You need a…
A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt uneasy, not knowing about all the new technology. A technician…
A retired man who volunteered to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one hospital and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs…