A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the…
Psychiatrists vs Bartenders Ever since I was a child, Ive always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a psychiatrist and told him. . ….
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue… Doctor: ‘What happened?’ Woman: ‘Doctor, I don’t know what to do, Everytime my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a…
For weeks, a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day, the mother allowed the boy to feel…
My brother Scott brought over a photo album of his camping trip. One picture showed a brown bear helping itself to his food. ‘What kind of bear is that?’ I asked. ‘Its…
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could…
Paddy and Sean were on the 8th green by the road at Romanby golf club when a funeral cortege passed by as they were about to play. Paddy removed his cap bowed…
A crab and a lobster are secretly dating. Pretty soon, the lobster tires of the lying and tells her father, who then forbids her to see the crab anymore. ‘It will never…
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to to have learned one fact about Jesus by next Sunday. The following week she asked each…
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a gift…