There was a young driver who would always accelerate hard before coming to any intersection. He would barrel right through it and slow down again on the other side. One day he…

Two mathematicians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but not to worry, there…

In the wee hours of the morning, Jeff was awakened by the sound of the telephone. He stumbled to the kitchen and picked up the phone. “Is Robert there?” a female voice…

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts” and you put…

Are trick-or-treaters in sheets going as ghosts – or mattresses? If a kid swears using sign language, do you wash his hands with soap? Is there another word for synonym? Where do…

A poor actor was having trouble paying his rent. One morning his landlady caught him in front of the building and demanded her money. “Couldn’t you please give me a break?” begged…

Great Wrong Answers Name an occupation where you need a flashlight – A burglar Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers – A horse Something you do before going…

Sherry was exasperated with her younger sister, who bought an unreliable car and called for a ride every time it broke down. One day Sherry got yet another one of those calls….

Julie stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, “I have a complaint!” “Yes, ma’am?” “I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!” “What was wrong with…

On a shopping trip to the city, a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished. “Look what I’ve…

Velma was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. Velma exclaimed, “Wow —…

A real estate agent was showing a woman through a beautiful room at the top of a large hotel. “Now in this wing we have the master bedroom, bath and den.” The…